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The world is full of numpties…

August 31st, 2010 Adzi No comments

Cretinous numpties at that. I have just had the pleasure of speaking to someone in the billing department of my ex-broadband provider, Pipex UK (oh yes, this is a name and shame post).

The History:

I noticed in May that my direct debit had jumped from £7.98 to £14.99 at which point I jumped on the phone to Pipex and asked why I was being overcharged. I got a very blunt response of “We aint bin’ overchargin’ ya” – well yes you bloody have! Anyway, I was told I would have to put my complaint in writing, which I duly did. Three months later no reply so I sent a barrage of registered mail to both Pipex UK and their new owners TalkTalk…

Whats happening now…

Well Pipex UK has increased their prices to level out the pricing gaps between customers that are joining from TalkTalk and charging a flat rate to all regardless of speeds and limits. I was never informed of this price hike and therefore I am entitled to jump ship without further charges being levied, and because they failed to notify me I get a nice big refund…or so I thought! Like all big companies, they take your money in a flash but woe betide you should you want it back. I have had to fill out numerous forms to get my £52.00 of which I am rightfully owed. Your lesson from reading this…

DO NOT sign up for any services offered by either TALKTALK UK PLC or PIPEX UK LTD as it will only cause you pain and anguish. TalkTalk tried to slam my line, Pipex tried to send bailifs round for a credit on the account…

CRETINOUS NUMPTIES!

iPod Crash

October 22nd, 2009 Adzi No comments

Well I thought I had overcome my annoyance and fear of Apple, however, it was all reinstated 25 minutes ago when my iPod (during a routine software update) crashed and died a horrible death. I’ve had to reinstall iTunes on my PC, backup my playlists, restore my iPod to factory settings and then re-sync all my apps, music and notes.

Steve Jobs you’ve done it again!

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Electronic Voting: Audit Trail

September 28th, 2009 Adzi No comments

As a lover of technology, I love the fact the one of the greatest rights a human has, voting, could soon be fully electronic. The principles of electronic voting are simple…

  1. All votes can be tallied on individual machines within seconds, rather than hours or even days with the ballot papers.
  2. All votes can be sent to a central server where within another few seconds, a computer can tabulate the results.
  3. All votes are securely recorded on memory devices so any audit trails can be followed.

Now here’s the problems that I see…

Scenario 1 – Corruption

Mr X votes for Candidate A by pushing a button or touching the screen. The vote is logged and recorded. If the memory device that stores the vote corrupts, that vote is lost and Mr. X has lost his right to vote. His vote wont be counted. Now what if two thousand people use that same machine and the votes are corrupted, two thousand votes are lost which may actually lead to a completely different result.

Answer:This is a hard scenario to tackle. We can only rely on the manufacturers placing in backup devices and transmission sequences that ensures every single vote is counted. Time will only tell and thorough testing would have to take place, such as a mock election to give us a true picture.

Scenario 2 – Track My Vote

Mrs Y votes for the orange party. The underdogs, the yellow party, wins but doubt is thrown over the vote tallies. How can we trace everyone’s vote when voting is supposed to be a secret.

Answer:Trust! We all trust that corporations are keeping our data safe and secret. We all trust that the banks aren’t broadcasting our transactions to Mr & Mrs Busybody. We all trust that our ballot papers are counted and not ‘lost’, but throw in a computerised voting system and that distrust clouds our vision. We all see computers as great tools for business and personal use, but the majority of computer users don’t fully understand how that computer fetches our emails, access the word document or creates that pretty PowerPoint presentation. So how can Average Joe trust that a voting computer will accurately and securely tally his vote? We all have to believe the manufacturers specification of “There are many fail safes built in”. These fail safes may be backup storage that is rewritten every time a new vote is cast, transmission of individual votes so no storage takes place locally, uninteruptible power supplies. But what if all these failsafes fail. With paper ballots, we can see how many people turned out to vote, if a district ballot box is a few votes light then this can be traced to the electoral officer presiding in that district. Although the votes are secret, the numbers of voters arent. This principle can be applied to computer systems, but people will always have that worry that their name will be attached to their vote and if the vote for one of the publically despised parties, such as the BNP and their racists and hate filled policies, they could be criticised and fall subject to hatred. On a tangent, I fully support the campaigns to take down the BNP, however I also fully support a persons right to vote.

Scenario 3 – Bin Laden Stole my Vote

eTerrorism and malicious hackers may see the electronic voting system as a play ground to test their latest attacks and scripts. Nothing is 100% secure, as our British hacker, Gary McKinnon, proved when he infiltrated US government systems. So how can we trust that our vote will be transmitted and not tampered with. Remeber, attacks can also come from the inside. Whos to say a corrupt IT voting official wont change the results.

Answer: I havent got one. The way a voting system works is still a closely guarded secret. Are the votes held locally on the individual machines or are they transmitted each time someone votes? Who knows!

Electronic voting has many advantages, but, it has a fair few pitfalls too. Time will tell…hopefully.

Don’t take your iPod/iPhone to the Arctic

September 11th, 2009 Adzi No comments

It’s chilly in my house as we haven’t got around to turning the radiators back on and this unusual September chill has caught us by surprise.
Ever since I got my iPod touch I’ve used it to tweet, blog, chat and skype via wifi, but it’s just occurred to me that arctic explorers would have to use a classic iPod or other generic mp3 player as the iPod touch and iPhone use a heat sensitive touch screen. My fingers are fairly cold and it’s taking twice as long to write this blog post where as my HTC touch cruise uses pressure sensitive touch screen technology. It’s less responsive than the iPod but unlike the iPod, doesn’t require a certain degree of finger temperature to work!
I like both but if I’m stranded in an Icelandic area with not a soul in site (but there is wifi coverage) then my HTC is the only choice…

Could a snake use an iPhone?

Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twitter!

September 11th, 2009 Adzi No comments

Twitter is being used for new and exciting purposes! Andy Clark has hooked his Twitter account up to monitoring systems to regularly tweet status updates such a power consumption!

I have wondered whether Twitter could be used for other things! Devices such as televisions, ovens, microwaves and even sprinkler systems could be controlled by tweeting specific codewords used to activate or deactivate said device! Programming a piece of code to read updates from the twitter server and searching each new tweet can’t be too hard…can it? You put your dinner in the oven before heading to work. Come quitting time, tweet your oven on and hey presto, roast beef ready for when you get in, or make sure your beloved daffy dills don’t perish while on holiday by tweeting to your sprinkler to run a 45 minute rain cycle! The possibilities are endless and it’s only a matter of time until someone has a twitter controlled house!

The Government Appology

September 11th, 2009 Adzi No comments

As many of my readers may know, Alan Turing was a true mathematical genius. His knowledge helped crack the enigma code, something most computers couldn’t do until recently, and inevitably, turned the war around to Britain’s favour. He was gay though, which was illegal back then. He was tried and sentenced to either a grisly time in prison or an experimental, “Chemical Castration”, whereby multiple series’ of female hormone injections were administered to “cure” his homosexuality. He took his own life just two years after, which was attributed to depression, cause by the cruel and inhumane way in which he was treated.

I signed that petition (which I posted before the data server crashed) along with 31’276 other people, asking the government to issue an apology on behalf of the Government at the time for the inhumane treatment Turing was subjected to and to grant him a posthumous knighthood for his amazing word at Bletchly Park during WWII. The government has replied to the signatories with the following…

Thank you for signing this petition. The Prime Minister has written a  response. Please read below.

Prime Minister: 2009 has been a year of deep reflection – a chance for Britain, as a nation, to commemorate the profound debts we owe to those who came before. A unique combination of anniversaries and events have stirred in us that sense of pride and gratitude which characterise the British experience. Earlier this year I stood with Presidents Sarkozy and Obama to
honour the service and the sacrifice of the heroes who stormed the beaches of Normandy 65 years ago. And just last week, we marked the 70 years which have passed since the British government declared its willingness to take up arms against Fascism and declared the outbreak of World War Two. So I am
both pleased and proud that, thanks to a coalition of computer scientists, historians and LGBT activists, we have this year a chance to mark and celebrate another contribution to Britain’s fight against the darkness of dictatorship; that of code-breaker Alan Turing.

Turing was a quite brilliant mathematician, most famous for his work on breaking the German Enigma codes. It is no exaggeration to say that, without his outstanding contribution, the history of World War Two could well have been very different. He truly was one of those individuals we can
point to whose unique contribution helped to turn the tide of war. The debt of gratitude he is owed makes it all the more horrifying, therefore, that he was treated so inhumanely. In 1952, he was convicted of ‘gross indecency’ – in effect, tried for being gay. His sentence – and he was faced with the miserable choice of this or prison – was chemical castration by a series of injections of female hormones. He took his own life just two years later.

Thousands of people have come together to demand justice for Alan Turing and recognition of the appalling way he was treated. While Turing was dealt with under the law of the time and we can’t put the clock back, his treatment was of course utterly unfair and I am pleased to have the chance to say how deeply sorry I and we all are for what happened to him. Alan and the many thousands of other gay men who were convicted as he was convicted under homophobic laws were treated terribly. Over the years millions more lived in fear of conviction.

I am proud that those days are gone and that in the last 12 years this government has done so much to make life fairer and more equal for our LGBT community. This recognition of Alan’s status as one of Britain’s most famous victims of homophobia is another step towards equality and long overdue.

But even more than that, Alan deserves recognition for his contribution to humankind. For those of us born after 1945, into a Europe which is united, democratic and at peace, it is hard to imagine that our continent was once the theatre of mankind’s darkest hour. It is difficult to believe that in living memory, people could become so consumed by hate – by
anti-Semitism, by homophobia, by xenophobia and other murderous prejudices – that the gas chambers and crematoria became a piece of the European landscape as surely as the galleries and universities and concert halls which had marked out the European civilisation for hundreds of years. It is
thanks to men and women who were totally committed to fighting fascism, people like Alan Turing, that the horrors of the Holocaust and of total war are part of Europe’s history and not Europe’s present.

So on behalf of the British government, and all those who live freely thanks to Alan’s work I am very proud to say: we’re sorry, you deserved so much better.

Gordon Brown

 You can view the petition here http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/turing/ and it’s open for signatures until 20 January 2010.

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